Poll Of The Week: 8th July 2016

Mixed Bag

Finally I have found something yours truly and the Aussie Parliament has in common, being Hung.

It’s nearly been a week since we went to the Polls, enjoying the spectacle at my local booth of the drunken Pirate Party members – no joke, and we still don’t have a result to take to the bookies.

While I am confirmed well-hung, we’re still waiting to see what’s going on with the Federal Election votes. A minority government is likely, something Pauline Hanson won’t be impressed with based on the use of the word “minority” alone.

Basically I’m calling BS on the whole thing. Bullshit for the record not Bill Shorten. Especially the horrifying fact Hanson and her One Nation party has secured a spot in the Senate. Seriously? This narrow-minded, idiotic egomaniac is about as fit for Parliament as the former State of Origin star turned failed politician Glenn Lazarus is for a marathon.

Hanson is a danger to have in a position of power and she’s an embarrassment to all Australians and all red heads. Thank god there are some far better looking gingers out there for us to vote for in a different poll.

We’re turning away from politics and tuning into a battle of the TV drama series’ actresses for our Poll of the Week.

It’s True Blood’s Deborah Ann Woll who makes looking undead very, very sexy in her roll as a vampire progeny versus Christina Hendricks from Mad Men who might be the wrong side of 40 but the right side of cup sizes.

It’s a poll that’ll have you seeing red in the bed thanks to some very blue dreams as you ask yourselves the age old question: “Does the carpet match the drapes?”

Deborah Ann Woll

or

Christina Hendricks
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